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Ask Connie…The Latest News From Watervalley

Ask Connie…The Latest News From Watervalley

These are some recent excerpts from Connie Thompson’s advice column in the Watervalley news paper. Hope you enjoy!  – Dr. Luke  (From the September 7th edition of the Watervalley News) Dear Connie, I’m a good looking, well educated, middle aged guy who has been married and divorced three times. Women don’t get me…mainly because they all […]

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March Update: From the Doctor’s Office…

March Update: From the Doctor’s Office…

It’s been an interesting week in Watervalley. Chick McKissick’s daughter, Myla didn’t make it home from Knoxville last Friday. Myla’s an honor roll student in her Junior year. She also runs track for the Vols. Chick couldn’t be more proud. She left after class Friday afternoon and should have been home before eight. At nine […]

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February Update: From the Doctor’s Office…

February Update: From the Doctor’s Office…

It’s been an interesting week in Watervalley… one with a rather curious ending. Christine has been attending several bridal shows in Nashville and candidly, she’s been rather secretive about the whole wedding plans. All I can say is, Boom! I couldn’t be happier. Early on I offered a few opinions about the big day. Dumb […]

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Connie’s Red Velvet Cake

Connie’s Red Velvet Cake

Every woman in Watervalley has a recipe for Red Velvet Cake. I’ve tried all of them and some are only slightly preferable to hunger. But without a doubt, my cousin Imogene’s Red Velvet Cake recipe is the best. It’s like a party in your mouth. But Imogene is not the most likeable soul. She’s a […]

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Connie Thompson’s Thoughts On Estelle’s Plan To Open A Bakery

Connie Thompson’s Thoughts On Estelle’s Plan To Open A Bakery

“Dr. Bradford, given this foolishness, I think you should advise my sister to call it Half Baked. Or maybe since she’ll have absolutely no business to speak of, she should call it Roll Over.”  -From The Pages of Each Shining Hour “Each Shining Hour” by Jeff High  is available October 7, 2014 at Amazon, Barnes & […]

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Gossip Before Breakfast

Gossip Before Breakfast

“Yes, yes. I know all about not sitting in the judgment chair.  But all I’m saying about that woman is this: nobody can be showing that much leg in church and expect to be getting guidance from the Holy Spirit.” -Telephone conversation of Connie Thompson’s that is overheard by Luke Bradford one morning before breakfast. […]

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