Life In Watervalley

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“710” Is Oil Upside Down

“710” Is Oil Upside Down

Hi Folks, I sure got an interesting phone call from sweet little Mrs. Polly Fletcher the other day. I like Mrs. Polly, even though she’s a little on the “genteel” side with the funny way she pronounces some of her “r’s.” You know, like “interi-uh, decora-tuh.” Anyway, turns out, she was just leaving the monthly […]

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Gossip Before Breakfast

Gossip Before Breakfast

“Yes, yes. I know all about not sitting in the judgment chair.  But all I’m saying about that woman is this: nobody can be showing that much leg in church and expect to be getting guidance from the Holy Spirit.” -Telephone conversation of Connie Thompson’s that is overheard by Luke Bradford one morning before breakfast. […]

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September 2013 Farmer’s Co-op Report

September 2013 Farmer’s Co-op Report

We had something really unusual in the Co-Op this past week… a foreigner! We figured it out when it was obvious he couldn’t speak the language. This fellow came in around three-thirty PM on Tuesday and walked right up to the counter and was trying his darndest to talk with Junior. It went something like […]

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The Choir Director

The Choir Director

“And fools, who came to scoff, remained to pray.” -Oliver Goldsmith, “The Deserted Village” The worship service was almost a disaster this past Sunday at Watervalley First Presbyterian. It was all because of the panties. The whole business started several weeks ago when a production company that was doing a documentary on churches in rural […]

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Watervalley’s Best Tomato Pie

Watervalley’s Best Tomato Pie

Hey, Everybody! Lida Wilkins here. It seems like in summertime everything has tomatoes in it. Well, everything except cereal. Starting in June, we start fixing Tomato Pie down at the Depot Diner and I swear you’d think people would get tired it. But noooooo. Here is it September and people still ask for it everyday. […]

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August 2013 Farmer’s Co-op Report

August 2013 Farmer’s Co-op Report

Well, Summer is winding down with the first day of Fall coming on September 22. All of August, everyone in Watervalley has been doing the can-can… not the dance, the vegetables. In the garden, the okra is going strong, the tomatoes are starting to play out, and the squash and zucchini are a memory. But […]

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