A Good Way To Meet Some Women

A Good Way To Meet Some Women

“I’m hoping I can hang on for a few more months till I reach a hundred years. The mayor’s told me we’ll have a big parade to celebrate when the Fall Festival comes around…. could be a good way to meet some women.”  Said by Knox McAnders, Watervalley’s oldest resident, during his exam with Dr. […]

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Mother Goose

Mother Goose

There was a pelican sitting on the back porch rail when Chick McKissick walked out at six o’clock yesterday morning, on his way to the shop. A pelican. Chick owns an auto repair garage just off the square in Watervalley and likes to get an early start since the garage isn’t air conditioned, and even […]

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Anger Management Issues

Anger Management Issues

“With some effort I pushed aside a large tangle of thick hedge. That’s when I heard the growl. It was a big dog with big teeth and apparent issues with anger management.”   Luke Bradford’s first discovery of a Golden Retriever abandoned in the woods who would later become his faithful companion, Rhett. From: More […]

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July 2013 Community Events

July 2013 Community Events

July Saturdays. Watervalley Public Library Kids Korner. The Library will continue its Summer Fun at the Library activities every Saturday morning starting at 10:00. There will be games, storytelling, and a scavenger hunt. Eight through fourteen year olds welcome. Snacks will be provided. (Parents, please, no chewing gum or cell phones.) July 4. Fireworks Display […]

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The 4th Of July Celebration

The 4th Of July Celebration

All the shenanigans around the July 4th Celebration down at the lake last night actually started a week ago. On Thursday of last week the Board of Mayor and Aldermen (BOMA) passed an emergency ordinance banning the use of fireworks, out-door grilling, and any other form of outside fun untill further notice, even though the […]

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I’ll Take Old

I’ll Take Old

“Well, when I woke up this morning, doc, I had two choices, old or dead. So I guess I’ll take old.”  Response of Knox McAnders (Watervalley’s oldest resident at 99) to Dr. Luke Bradford’s inquiry as to how he felt. From: More Things in Heaven and Earth

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